Old Girls Party

toddler tea party

A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party, she brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet?"

Please consider the environment before printing this email.

this was at the bottom of an e-mail i received from THE YELLOW PAGES GROUP. what a bunch of assholes. has any company on the planet killed more trees than these guys?

Brian Setzer - Gettin' In The Mood - Live in Japan (2002)

a message everyone should hear

http://www.wimp.com/wantsuccess/

"1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, and I had the privilege to meet you."

sometimes i lay awake at night and ask "where have i gone wrong?" and a voice says to me, "this is going to take more than one night."

two months until we head back to africa...

and this song makes me wish we were going tomorrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wrO0dba34U&feature=fvst